Jeff Foxworthy (whom I still swear spied on my family for his material) once said "Rednecks... there are ways to tell if you are one, and I are one!"
You might be a redneck if you have a deer head on the wall... that you personally didn't shoot.
You might be one if said deer head has been passed down 3 generations.
You definitely are one if the deer head was passed down on the WIFE's side of the family.
On our trip home, there will be a 10-point buck wearing sunglasses riding in the backseat of the pickup. Blow the Dixie horn if y'all see us now, y'hear? We'll be drinkin' YooHoo and eatin' pork rinds. Yeehaw!
You might be a redneck if you have a deer head on the wall... that you personally didn't shoot.
You might be one if said deer head has been passed down 3 generations.
You definitely are one if the deer head was passed down on the WIFE's side of the family.
On our trip home, there will be a 10-point buck wearing sunglasses riding in the backseat of the pickup. Blow the Dixie horn if y'all see us now, y'hear? We'll be drinkin' YooHoo and eatin' pork rinds. Yeehaw!
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I love that! LMAO!
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